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A ride-along with the Santa Monica police does not go smoothly this week. After the officer in charge falls ill, the Samurai decides to take the his squad car out for a night on the town. While spying on Kali, Charlie invites a prostitute to ride along with them. After watching Kali drive away with another man Hank and Samurai decide to pull them over While Charlie discovers something alarming about his back seat companion. Becca calls Hank when Richard hits the bottle at a crowded Venice restaurant, but Hank's attempt to save the day is thwarted when Tyler recognizes Samurai as one of the men who attacked him in the club.  

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Californication Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

Cop: I never pulled my piece out on the job, never, not once.
Hank: Ah, too bad the same can't be said for Runkes.

Samurai: What the fuck you got against Ryan Seacrest man?
Hank: Nothing in particular, the guy just bugs the shit out of me.
Samurai: Why? This mother fucker, he works hard, makes millions of dollars and he got a fuckin' catchphrase which I don't have and you wanna kill him dead? That's some harsh shit Moody.