A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy
"Boys & Squirrels"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 3, Peter injures a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, and Chris and Stewie take in the rodents to nurse back to health.

The Break-Up - Family Guy
"The Talented Mr. Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris, and decides to take action.

"Stewie's First Word"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 1, Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear, and Lois tries to figure out where Stewie could have learned it.

"Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 20, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot and Principal Shepherd is fired.

"Holly Bibble"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 19, cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

"Better Off Meg"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 18, when Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.

"Coma Guy"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 17, thanks to a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

"Start Me Up"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 16, when Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company his boss tells him to go work from home.

"Baby Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 15, Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that has an adverse effect and transforms him into an actual, normal baby.

"The Movement"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 14, when Peter coaches a minor league baseball team, a bout of constipation turns him into the face of racial justice.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter