"Absolutely Babulous"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 3, Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games and then begins to question everything he has ever won.

"Bri-Da"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 2, Peter straps on Joe's police bodycam to record his every move so he and his friends can remember what they do while drinking.

"Yacht Rocky"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 1, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go on the season premiere.

"Adam West High"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 20, Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school.

"Girl, Internetted"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 19, when Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following.

"Throw It Away"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 18, when Lois challenges the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy, she ends up going to extremes.

"Island Adventure"

On Island Adventure Season 17 Episode 17, when Peter throws out Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, they ended up on "Garbage Island" trying to find it.

"You Can't Handle the Booth"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 16, the Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

"No Giggity, No Doubt"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 15, Quagmire finds out he has a daughter and to everyone's surprise, makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.

"Family Guy Lite"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14, after a mishap, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter