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After Rachel leaves Barry at the altar, she comes to live with Monica and meets the gang;  Ross adapts to single life and asks Chandler and Joy to help him fix up his apartment; Monica sleeps with Paul the Wine Guy; Ross and Rachel have a "moment."

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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?