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Ross reveals his sexual fantasy: Rachel dressed as Princess Leia; Monica suffers from insomnia after breaking up with Richard; Chandler gets back together with Janice and wants Joey to bond with her.

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Friends
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Friends Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

(Joey is watching "Wheel of Fortune", the letters read _OUNT RUSH _ORE)
Joey: This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore.
Chandler: You know you should really go on this show.
(Later in this scene)
Chandler: Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore.
Joey: Yeah? Then who's the guy who painted the faces on the mountain?

Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place. Okay, I'm just ... I'm gonna have to ask that you don't move anything in there.
Monica: Okay, I'll try not to.
Phoebe: Okay. All right, so, you're in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.
Monica: Do you think breaking-up with him was a huge mistake?
Phoebe: Okay, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay? Just the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees...
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me. I'll bet he's fine.
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.