House Reviews

House Finale Review: Enjoy Yourself

House Finale Review: Enjoy Yourself

In the House series finale, House finds himself having to choose between life and death. In the end, his choice impacts everyone around him including a number of returning cast members!
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House Review: Realizations

House Review: Realizations

House and Wilson hit the road on what could be their final road trip. Meanwhile, Chase is confronted with a confounding question.
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House Review: The L Word

House Review: The L Word

House helped Wilson with a risky dose of medication this week, as the two best pals bonded during what had to be the worst spring break of all-time.
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House Review: Who Has Cancer?!?

House Review: Who Has Cancer?!?

In tonight's House, the patient's dreams are so real he has the bruises to prove it. Meanwhile, House continues lying to Dominika with dramatic consequences.
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House Review: The Game of Risk

House Review: The Game of Risk

House treats a patient who bleeds out of his eyes while him and the rest of the team attempt to take positive steps forward in their personal lives.
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House Review: (Dis)Honor

House Review: (Dis)Honor

House's team digs to find out if House is really sick. Meanwhile, House's patient is spending more time defending an important decision than getting better.
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House Review: The Blind Leading the Blind

House Review: The Blind Leading the Blind

This week, House's mother comes through Princeton with startling news, Park accidentally takes acid and the team treats a blind man who may lose his hearing as well!
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House Review: Stand By Your Woman

House Review: Stand By Your Woman

This week, House has to fake intimacy with his green card wife to make sure she isn't deported. Additionally, the team fights for the position of second in command.
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House Review: Fault Lines

House Review: Fault Lines

What happens when House's methods leas to a nearly fatal stabbing of a member of the team? Find out in this TV Fanatic review.
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House Quotes

House: You asked me how I'd hurt my leg. I had a blood clot, and the muscle was dying. And I had all these doctors telling me I should amputate, and I said no, and they did this... very risky operation. I almost died.
Hanna: But you saved your leg.
House: I wish I hadn't. They cut out a chunk of muscle about the size of my fist, and they left me with this mutilated, useless thing. I'm in pain... every day. It changed me. Made me a harder person. A worse person. And now... now I'm alone.You don't want to be like me.

My head's on your vagina.

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