Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened. Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume. Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast. Archie: Betty! Veronica: What was that, Betty? Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.
Cheryl: Secrets & Sins, it's like Truth or Dare in which we own our truths by telling it like it is. I'll start the game with...Veronica Lodge. Veronica: Naturally. Cheryl: Let's begin with the day you and your mob wife of a mother came to town for a so called fresh start. Tell us Veronica, what's so fresh about defiling Archie Andrews in a closet? Veronica: That was your doing... Cheryl: Moving on! To dear Daddy Lodge, isn't it true that your father, from prison, illegally purchased the drive-in land? Which makes me wonder, what else is he doing from behind bars? Veronica: Well, I can't speak for my father, but I can think of someone with a very dirty secret. Specifically, Cheryl killing her very own brother. Cheryl: Everyone knows how much I loved my brother. Veronica: Exactly. But did you love him maybe in ways a sister shouldn't love a brother? And as you got older, Jason started to think it was strange, unnatural. So he chose Polly over you, so you shot him between the eyes with one of your father's many hunting rifles. Kevin: This is riveting. I. Can't. Breathe.