Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 4 Episode 8 Review: In Treatment

Riverdale Review: In Treatment

Several characters meet with the Riverdale High guidance counselor to air out their dirty laundry on Riverdale Season 4 Episode 8. What do they say? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 7 Review: The Ice Storm

Riverdale Review: The Ice Storm

An ice storm forces Betty & Jughead to stay at Stonewall Prep alone on Riverdale Season 4 Episode 7. However, someone is watching them. Read our full review.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 6 Review: Hereditary

Riverdale Review: Hereditary

Archie turns to an unlikely person for help in his war with Dodger on Riverdale Season 4 Episode 6. Who is this mysterious benefactor? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 4 Review: Halloween

Riverdale Review: Halloween

A mysterious caller is leaving Betty strange messages on Riverdale Season 4 Episode 4. What evil intentions do they have up their sleeves? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20 Review: Prom Night

Riverdale Review: Prom Night

An enemy from Betty's past returns to disrupt her celebrations at the junior prom on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20. What chaos did they create? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19 Review: Fear the Reaper

Riverdale Review: Fear the Reaper

Betty digs deep and discovers one of the Evernever's most treasured secrets on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19. What does she discover? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened.
Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume.
Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast.
Archie: Betty!
Veronica: What was that, Betty?
Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.