"Our Thanks"

Lucy and team must prepare a thank you speech to their cadaver's family; Cole wants to be a surgeon and shadows Turk.

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"Our Driving Issues"

When Cole and Kelso both get negative results back after a few routine tests, they learn the hard way to put their egos in check in order to rein in the support of their so-called friends.

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"Our Dear Leaders"

Lucy takes over the leadership position from Drew during the group's hell week; Turk gets a humbling experience from a visiting doctor, Russel.

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"Our True Lies"

When Dr. Cox catches a student cheating, he punishes the entire class; Drew accidentally tells Denise he loves her.

"Our Stuff Gets Real"

J.D. struggles to deal with Elliot's pregnancy and her ignoring his needs; Lucy needs the courage to cut a cadaver; Jordan wants Cox to make a will.

"Our Couples"

Denise and Drew decide to torment people as a couple; Lucy tries to come to terms with her relationship with Cole; Turk and Dr. Cox compete.

"Our White Coats"

Lucy needs to tell Cox why she wants to be a doctor; Denise goes to Turk for relationship advice; Drew and Cole compete for keynote speaker.

"Our New Girl-Bro"

In J.D.'s absence, Lucy comes to Elliot for guidance, while Turk looks for a new best friend.

"Our Mysteries"

Lucy has problems practicing on live humans; J.D. wants to get Turk's approval; Denise and Drew make things official.

"Our Histories"

With their wives out of town, J.D. and Turk go out partying; Kelso bids a fond farewell to Ted and Gooch.

Scrubs Quotes

I swear. If you don't knock me up tonight...no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

Carla

Turk: Dude, I'm dying here.
J.D.: Turk, it's been like eighteen hours since you had sex.
Turk: I'm saying, this is torture!
J.D.: So why don't you just, like, "take care of yo'self"?
Turk: Man, you know I don't do that.
J.D.: You don't?
Turk: Nah, I've only done that like twice in my life.
J.D.: Same here.
J.D.'s Narration: If by "in my life" you mean "since I came home."