"The Visa"

Jerry attempts to keep Babu from being deported; Elaine tries to get George's attorney girlfriend to drop a suit against her.

"The Movie"

The Seinfeld gang tries to catch a movie together but they keep missing each other.

"The Pick"

Jerry's new girlfriend thinks she saw him picking his nose; Elaine mails a Christmas card that shows some nip; George tries to get Susan back.

"The Airport"

Jerry and Elaine experience the major differences between flying first class and coach; George and Kramer travel to two different airports after their flight is rerouted.

"The Contest"

After George is caught masturbating by his mother, the gang sets up a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.

"The Virgin"

Jery discovers he's dating a virgi, Marlan (Jane Leeves); Kramer harasses Jerry and George when they try to write their script.

"The Opera"

Elaine realizes her boyfriend is actually Crazy Joe Davola. Jerry ends up stuck at the Opera.

"The Cheever Letters"

Jerry offends Elain's assistant; Kramer finds a guy for Cuban cigars; All Susan wants from her family's burnt down cabin is John Cheever's letters.

"The Bubble Boy"

Jerry agrees to visit a boy living in a bubble on his way to Susan's parents' cabin, but gets lost.

"The Watch"

Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo, who picked it up from the trash; George tries to get back the NBC pilot.

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry