Watch South Park Season 3 Episode 16 Online

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

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Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.


Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
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South Park Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Stan: I have it! I have the question. Now you have to answer me once and for all! How come I haven't gotten my period yet?!
(everyone is speechless)
God: My child, you are a boy. Boys do not get periods. That is only for girls. You're friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses due to an acute colon infection, and you're friend Kyle simply lied about it.
Kyle: Hey, how'd he know that?!
God: You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.

Rod Stewart: Poop pants.
Jesus: What?
Rod Stewart: Poop pants.
Jesus: You pooped your pants? Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.
Nurse: Again? Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?

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