Stumptown Reviews

Stumptown Season 1 Episode 12 Review: Dirty Dexy Money

Stumptown Review: Magic Dex

On Stumptown Season 1 Episode 12 Dex is single white femaled as she takes a trip into Magic Mike territory. Read our review as we discuss Dex's latest steamy case.
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Stumptown Season 1 Episode 11 Review: The Past and the Furious

Stumptown Review: Take Me to Church

Dex's latest case on Stumptown Season 1 Episode 11 takes her to church, just in time for her to do a little soul searching. Read our review to find out more!
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Stumptown Season 1 Episode 10 Review: Reality Checks Don't Bounce

Stumptown Review: Adulting Sucks!

On Stumptown Season 1 Episode 10, a new bromance is on the horizon as Hoffman and Grey form a surprising partnership. Read our review to find out more!
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Stumptown Quotes

Ansel: I wanted to see how much you lost.
Dex: Punk.

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Dex: Well you know what they say in Pashto, he who spreads his own goat dung is bound to step in it.
Guy: Pash-
Dex: To. Yeah, it’s what they speak in the stan.
Guy: Yeah.
Dex: Yeah anyone who actually served there would know that. Your dog tags don’t match the name on your credit card and nothing about your car keys says rental, so I’m guessing you’re not in from out of town either. I know you asked if I was from around here figuring we could go back to my place probably ‘cause there’s a woman back at yours.
Guy: Uh.
Dex: Hesitation, it’s when your body says yes before your mouth can say no, i.e., until you get your lies straight. I’m pretty sure only one of us is getting lucky tonight.