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Kandi is hosting her "Kandi Koated Nights" webcast and invites Kim as her special guest. 

We also learn that Kandi has been in a contest with a friend to see who can remain celibate for a year.

Nene and Cynthia are hanging out a lot more these days since Nene's marital problems with Gregg have surfaced. 

Since Nene's plastic surgeon has given her the okay to guzzle down wine again, Nene complains to Cynthia about her disintegrating 13-year-old marriage to Gregg.

This terrifies Cynthia and confirms her fear of marriage.

Sheree preps for a dinner date with The Love Doctor aka Ty-E Muhammed and has her 24-year-old daughter Dawn, and her fiancee, come over to baby sit.

Phaedra and Apollo have a "classy" pregnancy photo shoot by posing with a jar of pickles on the back porch. 

Kandi asks her mom, Joyce, for advice on how to handle her daughter, Riley's, absentee dad who wants to participate in his daughter's life now after 8 years of ignoring the little girl.

Riley tells Kandi that she doesn't really care if she has a dad or not. She's built up a hell of a wall and Kandi's afraid of bringing any man into her life after AJ, whom Riley grew attached to in a serious way.

Meanwhile, Nene and Cynthia go bridal shopping aka they shop for new bras.

Cynthia invites Nene to her Mother's Day brunch. And what a brunch it is! Kim bails because her kid is once again sick). 

Kandi shows up with Riley and Joyce. Nene shows up with Brentt. Sheree brings her daughter Kaleigh. And Phaedra deigns to come to Cynthia's home which she explains is in a gentrification zone in which they turned the hood into the suburbs.

She's also bringing Mr. Clean aka Apollo.

Phaedra has no idea when her baby's due. She claims that the doctors will be taking the baby out at 34 weeks because he's "all done" and the ladies are horrified and Nene flips out. 

Kandi starts giving the ladies sex tips. Pop Rocks aid in pleasing your man as does sugar in the va-jay-jay. Nene once again flips out and says she wants no yams up inside her! 

Show:
The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Episode Number:
5
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