Road Trip - The Simpsons
"The Road To Cincinnati"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 8, odd couple Skinner and Chalmers embark on an 800-mile car ride to Cincinnati and hope not to kill one another along the way.

"Three Dreams Denied"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 7, Bart becomes a voice-over actor, and Comic Book Guy is humiliated at Comic-Con, while Lisa is set up for a fall.

"Podcast News"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 6, Grampa ends up being accused of a crime, while Kent Brockman questions everything having to do with his career.

"The 7 Beer Itch"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 5, when Marge and the kids take a seaside vacation, Homer is unwittingly tempted by a British femme fatale.

"Treehouse Of Horror XXXI"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 4, it's the annual terror-themed trilogy, including a frightening look at the 2020 election and parodies of Pixar and Spider-Man.

"Now Museum, Now You Don't"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 3, Lisa stays home from school to explore the wonders of Western art and appears imagines her family in different roles.

"I, Carumbus"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 2, at a museum exhibit of Ancient Rome, Marge and Homer imagine a Roman version of what would happen if Homer was more career-driven.

"Undercover Burns"

On The Simpsons Season 32 Episode 1, Mr. Burns goes undercover and becomes friends with Homer but a jealous Smithers plots to bring the old, bitter Burns back.

"The Way Of The Dog"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 22, after the Simpsons' dog bites Marge, the family decides it's time to explore the tragic past of Santa's Little Helper.

"The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 21, Lisa makes a new friend who loves horses, but then becomes part of a circle of snooty young rich girls.

The Simpsons Quotes

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

"Woodrow"

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!