Maura and Jane - Rizzoli and Isles
Maura Isles drinks wine, while Jane Rizzoli tosses back a beer to unwind. At least they do it together!
Seeley Booth - Bones
Seeley Booth likes his beer so much he even has a beer hat to wear in the bath for those times he really need to relax. The perfect St. Paddy's day accessory!
Damon Salvatore - The Vampire Diaries
Damon Salvatore knows how to drown out the numerous Elena and supernatural drama that endlessly comes to Mystic Falls. His drink of choice is a bourbon on the rocks. I can't say we blame him with everything that happens in that tiny town. Nor do we blame his #1 drinking buddy...
Alaric Saltzman - The Vampire Diaries
Alaric seems to have gotten a handle on his drinking what with turning into an evil original vampire, dying, coming back from the dead, and finding out he's going to be a dad. Whew! For a while there he was all bourbon all the time.
Sterling Archer - Archer
We're pretty sure Archer is never, ever sober. His natural state of being is hyperfunctional drunk. His book even contains cocktail recipes. By his own account if he stops drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover might kill him.