19 Priceless Quotes from Riverdale Bombshell Cheryl Blossom

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It's no secret that Cheryl Blossom is easily one of Riverdale's best characters. She's deep, complex, emotionally driven, and she also has a sense of humor that helps add a comedic effect to an otherwise dark show. 

Cheryl's one-liners and her hilarious nicknames can make us laugh no matter the circumstance, and to be honest, Riverdale would be pretty dull without her. 

Although there are way too many to count, here's 19 of the funniest Riverdale quotes from Cheryl Blossom. 

To see Cheryl in action, watch Riverdale online. It's always better to see the words coming from her mouth, after all!

1. When the queen's coming through

When the queen's coming through
When they don't part like the Red Sea, sometimes you just have to make them.

2. What's could be worse than a serial killer?

What's could be worse than a serial killer?
A serial killer on bath salts.

3. The party can't crash itself

The party can't crash itself
Everyone knows the party doesn't start 'til Cheryl walks in.

4. All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"

All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"
What's that thing they say about a fine line between love and hate?

5. Everyone knows where the best spot is

Everyone knows where the best spot is
Cheryl knows what's up. The food. Always go for the food.

6. Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie

Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie
Ever want to throw in a real-life reference to your favorite movie? It's a daily struggle.

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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Betty: Why are you getting so upset? It's just a party, Jug.
Jughead: It's not just a party. It's the fact that you don't know, or even care, that this is the last thing I would want. You did this for you to prove something.
Betty: To prove what?
Jughead: You're a great girlfriend? I don't know. Doesn't it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level? You're a straight-A student, a cheerleader. For God sakes, you're the perfect girl-next-door.
Betty: I hate that word.
Jughead: I'm the damaged, loner outsider from the wrong side of tracks. Betty, come on, who are we kidding?! We're on borrowed time.