It's no secret that Cheryl Blossom is easily one of Riverdale's best characters. She's deep, complex, emotionally driven, and she also has a sense of humor that helps add a comedic effect to an otherwise dark show.
Cheryl's one-liners and her hilarious nicknames can make us laugh no matter the circumstance, and to be honest, Riverdale would be pretty dull without her.
Although there are way too many to count, here's 19 of the funniest Riverdale quotes from Cheryl Blossom.
To see Cheryl in action, watch Riverdale online. It's always better to see the words coming from her mouth, after all!
When the queen's coming through
When they don't part like the Red Sea, sometimes you just have to make them.
What's could be worse than a serial killer?
A serial killer on bath salts.
The party can't crash itself
Everyone knows the party doesn't start 'til Cheryl walks in.
All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"
What's that thing they say about a fine line between love and hate?
Everyone knows where the best spot is
Cheryl knows what's up. The food. Always go for the food.
Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie
Ever want to throw in a real-life reference to your favorite movie? It's a daily struggle.