Quotables for the Week Ending January 7, 2016

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Happy New Year!

We're bringing you the best quotes from the first week of 2016. 

What's fun about this week are the pop culture references scattered throughout the quotes. 

There are quite a few from Modern Family, Supergirl gets in on the action, as does Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce and NCIS.

Have fun reading them, and let us know if we caught your favorite! You can find more right here

 

1. NCIS

Abbys brother is a suspect ncis

Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning.
Gibbs: [blank look]
Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super hero. My son collects them.
Gibbs: I guess now so do I.

Vance: I'm thinking it's time we bring Tony Stark in for questioning. Gibbs: [blank look] Vance: Iron Man. Smug. Tech mogul slash super...

2. Ash vs Evil Dead

One last effort ash vs evil dead

Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!

Ash
Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!

3. Galavant

The crystal ball galavant

Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

King Richard
Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.

4. Family Guy

The guys make a music video family guy

You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

Joe
You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?

5. Downton Abbey

Fox hunt downton abbey

Lord Grantham: If I could stop history in its tracks, maybe I would. But I can't, Carson. Nor you nor I can hold back time.
Carson: Unfortunately.

Lord Grantham: If I could stop history in its tracks, maybe I would. But I can't, Carson. Nor you nor I can hold back time. Carson:...

6. Supergirl

Keeping her secret supergirl

Kara: Ms. Grant, I'm sorry. Think what you think, but it's not true. I'm not Supergirl.
Cat: One time at a party Paul McCartney swore to me that he and Yoko were the closest of friends. He was more convincing.

Kara: Ms. Grant, I'm sorry. Think what you think, but it's not true. I'm not Supergirl. Cat: One time at a party Paul McCartney swore to...

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Betty: I think a part of me has been in love with Archie for 10 years, Cheryl.
Cheryl: False. You’ve been in love with the idea of Archie. The idea of the perfect romance. That wasn’t real, that was fantasy. In this town of nightmares, you and Jughead found each other. That’s real. That’s maybe even, dare I say, endgame? Who knows?

Hiram: I want to come home.
Hermione: You don’t live here anymore. Just … stop. Veronica and I are finally free of you.
Hiram: Is that what freedom looks like? Playing hostess at a teenager’s gin joint.
[Hiram takes off his shirt]
Hiram: Let me back in. You won’t have to work another day ever again. You’ll be my wife again.
Hermione: Over my dead body.
Hiram: That can be arranged.
[Hermione slaps Hiram]
Hiram: Was that foreplay or punishment?