Quotables for Week Ending April 2, 2016

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Elementary wins the quote of the week. Anytime I can laugh out loud at a quote from a show I don't watch, it's a win.

That's what we aim to do here, get you to want to tune in. I'm going to watch that episode of Elementary.

Scroll through this slideshow and see what you might want to tune into that you've never seen before!

1. Elementary

A critical point elementary

Perhaps it entered your mind subconsciously. Were your dreams filled with two flounders slapping together? A ketchup bottle being squeezed repeatedly whilst a nearby walrus issues a death rattle?

Sherlock [to Joan, on the neighbor's noisy sex]
Perhaps it entered your mind subconsciously. Were your dreams filled with two flounders slapping together? A ketchup bottle being...

2. Shades of Blue

Facing off with miguel shades of blue

You watched your son repeatedly break my face and didn’t lift a finger to help. Why would I think it would be any different for Cristina?

Harlee
You watched your son repeatedly break my face and didn’t lift a finger to help. Why would I think it would be any different for Cristina?

3. The Walking Dead

Search parties head out the walking dead

Maggie has us on a schedule, and I'm not pissing off a pregnant lady.

Michonne
Maggie has us on a schedule, and I'm not pissing off a pregnant lady.

4. Vinyl

Stop in vegas vinyl

Zak: I'd trust my wife naked in bed with Burt Reynolds before I'd trust you alone with 200 grand in cash!
Richie: I vaguely see your point!

Zak: I'd trust my wife naked in bed with Burt Reynolds before I'd trust you alone with 200 grand in cash! Richie: I vaguely see your point!

5. Quantico

Lives hang in the balance quantico

You look like you are trying to do long division in your head.

Iris
You look like you are trying to do long division in your head.

6. Shameless

Scamming money shameless

You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.

Frank
You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.

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