Quotables for Week Ending August 12, 2016

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Our summer shows are dwindling!!

We can thank the Olympics for that, because shows don't want to compete against an already tough group of individuals.

But we did have quotes, and the cream of the crop are below. My three personal favorites are lined up one after another for the top three, below.

What are your favorites?

1. Dark Matter

Tested to the core dark matter

Three [on Calcheck feigning unconsciousness]: Why doncha cut off his pinky, see how he reacts?
Two [getting out a knife]: All right!
Calcheck: WHOAH! What the hell?! What if I'd actually been unconscious?!
Three: Well, then I guess we'd be looking mighty foolish right now, wouldn't we?

Three [on Calcheck feigning unconsciousness]: Why doncha cut off his pinky, see how he reacts? Two [getting out a knife]: All right!...

2. Tyrant

A risky plan for peace

It's nice when families can have activities they can do together. We kill each other. We bury each other.

Ahmed
It's nice when families can have activities they can do together. We kill each other. We bury each other.

3. Mr. Robot

Elliot in pain mr robot s2e6

Elliot: I didn't know you work here.
Angela: Well, I started as a part-time sales associate, then they promoted me to assistant manager. Now, I'm on pace to be full manager. That almost makes up for them killing my mom!

Elliot: I didn't know you work here. Angela: Well, I started as a part-time sales associate, then they promoted me to assistant manager....

4. Ray Donovan

An unexpected confrontation ray donovan

He's got four fucking kids and like a thousand ex-girlfriends. Go back to jerking off, I'm fucking busy.

Conor
He's got four fucking kids and like a thousand ex-girlfriends. Go back to jerking off, I'm fucking busy.

5. The Night Of

Piecing it together the night of

Student: Would you defend Hitler?
Stone: In theory, it would be my duty as an officer of the court.
Student: Hitler killed my great grandparents.

Student: Would you defend Hitler? Stone: In theory, it would be my duty as an officer of the court. Student: Hitler killed my great...

6. Power

Spreading himself thin power s3e4

Tasha: The fuck you gonna do with a baby?
Holly: I don't know.

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Tasha: The fuck you gonna do with a baby? Holly: I don't know.

7. BrainDead

Under investigation brainddead

Well, nice to meet you both, and I do think black lives matter.

Red
Well, nice to meet you both, and I do think black lives matter.

8. Devious Maids

Danger on the season finale devious maids

My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

Genevieve
My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

9. The Fosters

An awkward situation the fosters

Jesus: Can I schedule in some time to sleep?
Mariana: You can sleep when it's over.

Jesus: Can I schedule in some time to sleep? Mariana: You can sleep when it's over.

10. UnREAL

Unexpected turns unreal

I wanna see a bitch bleed. Thank you.

Quinn
I wanna see a bitch bleed. Thank you.

11. Zoo

Jamie learns a secret zoo

Jackson: Is he dead?
Jamie: Just for a minute.

Jackson: Is he dead? Jamie: Just for a minute.

12. Animal Kingdom

Closing in animal kingdom

Isaiah: Rachel?
Smurf: People call me Smurf now.

Isaiah: Rachel? Smurf: People call me Smurf now.

13. Dead of Summer

Getting help with his plan dead of summer

Drew: If Damon and his crew show up, I came prepared.
Blair: A knife? Really?

Drew: If Damon and his crew show up, I came prepared. Blair: A knife? Really?

14. Scream

Being implicated scream

Noah: I guess I didn't think of you as the hospital visit type.
Gustavo: Don't be mad, I didn't bring flowers.

Noah: I guess I didn't think of you as the hospital visit type. Gustavo: Don't be mad, I didn't bring flowers.

15. Pretty Little Liars

Get out of my house pretty little liars

Well, that's great. Now you have another cousin who wants to kill us.

Hanna
Well, that's great. Now you have another cousin who wants to kill us.

16. Suits

Getting close to kevin suits

I don't take legal advice from a convict.

Sean
I don't take legal advice from a convict.

17. Killjoys

The monks guidance killjoys

Dutch: We finally have a Level Six right where we want them.
Johnny: In the bag. No? Too much?

Dutch: We finally have a Level Six right where we want them. Johnny: In the bag. No? Too much?

18. Outcast

The search is on outcast

Sidney: What do you think I'm here for?
Aaron: Must be big, considering what I'm guessing you did to get this house, and what you did to Anderson, and if it fucks this town right in the ass, then you can count me in.

Sidney: What do you think I'm here for? Aaron: Must be big, considering what I'm guessing you did to get this house, and what you did to...

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