Quotables for Week Ending July 1, 2016

Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?

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• Added: June 24, 2016

Tyrion Lannister, I name you hand of the Queen.

Daenerys

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• Added: June 26, 2016

Jennifer: Mayday, Mayday, terrorists have taken over the Nakatomi Building, Century City.
Cole: I don't know what that means.
Jennifer: It means McClane, that I know why you're here. They've got your machine and you want me and my daughters to be the cavalry.
Cole: Will you help?
Jennifer: Have I ever said no to you?

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• Added: June 27, 2016

Jesse: Where exactly are you guys from?
DeBlanc: Exactly. We're from Heaven. Both of us.

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• Added: June 26, 2016

Stacy: He broke my heart. It was the worst night of my life. Why are you doing this to me?
Laurel: I just want to know that you remember.
Stacy: Why would I want to do that? Trump could be President.

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• Added: June 27, 2016

My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

Evelyn

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• Added: June 27, 2016