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1. The Vampire Diaries
Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.
Enzo: That's not how you play 20 questions. Regardless, your answer is either Jesus Christ, or me.
Perhaps you can't tell by my accent, but I'm not German, you idiot.Ian Fleming
Because I'm scared to death, not for me to be a father but for Happy to be a mother! Nurturing, kind, and patient are not the hallmarks of Miss Happy Quinn. I'm going to have to mama bear this cub, and it's not like I know what to do! Maybe I should wax my chest in case the milk comes.Toby
Jim: I'm happy.
Vale: Of course you are. You get to drink scotch all day and have sex with me.
I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.Svetlana
6. From Dusk Till Dawn
Richie: Draw their fire from the church just so we get shot at?
Seth: A key component of that is not getting hit.
Richie: If you were a little more durable, maybe I wouldn't have to take as many bullets for you!
Seth: Yeah, well, we all have our weaknesses, don't we?