Quotables for Week Ending October 8, 2015.

I've been asked to deliver a toast here after the funeral. A message of hope. This is what I have so far. "PAIN." That's it.

Holt

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• Added: October 04, 2015

Snow Queen, Pan, Trio of Terror. We can handle villains like that but Emma. She knows how we beat bad guys. Heck, she beat most of them for us.

Grumpy

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• Added: October 04, 2015

I survived the eighties. I can survive this.

Hap

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• Added: October 04, 2015

Phil: I just wanna be a better man for you, Carol.
Carol: And I wanna be a better man for you.
Phil: Hey... you already were a better man. And you're the man I wanna kiss for the rest of my life.

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• Added: October 04, 2015

Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.

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• Added: October 04, 2015

They call it the end times. What do you think the beheadings are about? The crucifixions in diya heifer and the revival of slavery. You think they make this shit up? It's all in the book. Their fuckin' book. The only book they ever read. They read it all the time, they never stop. They're there for one reason and one reason only, to dir for the caliphate and usher in a world without infidels. That's their strategy, and it's been that way since the seventh century, so do you really think that a few special forces teams are going to put a dent in that?

Quinn

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• Added: October 09, 2015