Quotables from Week Ending April 16, 2015

During the week ending April 16, 2016, we've chosen some of the most quotable moment for your enjoyment.
1. Once Upon a Time

The Author: You are quite possibly the biggest pain in the ass I have ever had the displeasure of writing about.
2. The Good Wife

Finn: I worked in that office. Bishop could cure cancer and wipe out world hunger and they'd still want him.
3. Helix

Peter: I've learned that family is not what you're born with, it's what you chose. Family stands by you no matter what; unconditionally. That is why I know Alan, that you are not my family.
4. Battle Creek

Russ: Yes. The time frame that my mother pulled out of her ass fits within the time frame that you pulled out of your ass.
5. Game of Thrones

Mance: When we first met you were my prisoner and now for our last meeting...
John: This doesn't have to be our last meeting. ~~~
Mance: No, but it will be. ~~~
John: You know what Stannis wants? ~~~
Mance: He wants me to bend the knee and he wants the free folk to fight for him. I'll give him this much, he's bold. ~~~
John: Shouldn't a king be bold? ~~~
Mance: Oh I respect him. If he gets what he wants I expect he'll be a better ruler than the fools sitting on the Iron Throne the last two hundred years... but I'll never serve him.
6. Mad Men

Don: Who are you hiding from? ~~~
Roger: I've got two secretaries and three telephones. I feel like Marlon Perkins is chasing me on the Savannah. Hiding is pointless.