Quotables from Week Ending April 2, 2015

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For the week ending April 2, 2015, we've pulled together some of our favorite quotes.

1. "Wanna help me set up our band's Twitter profile?" Nashville

"Wanna help me set up our band's Twitter profile?" Nashville
Gunnar: Wanna help me set up our band's Twitter profile? Scarlett: We already have a Twitter profile? Gunnar: Of course. We got to generate publicity. We just need a photo, that's all. Scarlett: Why? Gunnar: Well, if you don't upload a photo, then you're just an egg, and no one takes you seriously when you're just an egg.

2. "There's not car-jacking advocate." Law & Order: SVU

"There's not car-jacking advocate." Law & Order: SVU
Carisi: There's not car-jacking advocate. Rollins: When's the last time a car-jacking victim was asked "are you sure you didn't want your car to get stolen?"

3. "It's simple." Chicago PD

"It's simple." Chicago PD
Lindsay: The kid matters to Voight, so it matters to me. That's the gig. It's simple.

4. "Ten obituaries!" Modern Family

"Ten obituaries!" Modern Family
Phil: You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries!

5. "I don't even have a regular plan." Arrow

"I don't even have a regular plan." Arrow
Oliver: How's Ray? Felicity: So much better than you right now. Please tell me you have a brilliant plan. Oliver: I don't even have a regular plan.

6. "Okay, you're telling me that Ziva knew, too?" NCIS

"Okay, you're telling me that Ziva knew, too?" NCIS
McGee: Okay, you're telling me that Ziva knew, too? Vance: Agent McGee, your ego is not the subject of this briefing.

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