Quotables from Week Ending April 30, 2015

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7. With all due respect I can't work a homicide in tap shoes.

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With all due respect I can't work a homicide in tap shoes.

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With all due respect I can't work a homicide in tap shoes.

8. I was this close to snuffing out a problem only to be stopped dead in my tracks. But if...

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I was this close to snuffing out a problem only to be stopped dead in my tracks. But if there's one thing I've learned over the years is that sometimes you have to shift your strategy. You put your pawns in the right positions. You let them sacrifice themselves. Then, you pick your opponents off one by one. You get close. You get in their heads, and if you really want to win, you make them think you're losing. Then, when they least expect it, you go for blood.

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I was this close to snuffing out a problem only to be stopped dead in my tracks. But if there's one thing I've learned over the years is...

9. Because everyone has an ulterior motive, Milton.

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Milt: Why does everyone always have to have an ulterior motive, Russ?
Russ: Because everyone has an ulterior motive, Milton.

Milt: Why does everyone always have to have an ulterior motive, Russ? Russ: Because everyone has an ulterior motive, Milton.

10. Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.

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Maude: My bladder's going to burst.
Ned: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.

Maude: My bladder's going to burst. Ned: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.

11. I want to know everything there is to know about King Tommen, first of his name.

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Margaery: I want to know everything there is to know about King Tommen, first of his name.
Tommen: King Tommen... still sounds strange to me. Does Queen Margaery sound strange to you?
Margaery: So strange... husband.
Tommen: Wife. [both laugh] Sometimes it feels odd. I'm the king. I've married the most beautiful woman in the world. And it's all because my brother died.
Margaery: I understand, but it's not your fault. You know that, don't you? You mustn't feel guilty.
Tommen: I don't feel guilty. That's what's odd.

Margaery: I want to know everything there is to know about King Tommen, first of his name. Tommen: King Tommen... still sounds strange to...

12. Like a Battle Royale. Just throw one in there and the last kid standing gets the gig? You...

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Peggy: They all have their own toy. If we want enthusiasm, we should just have one toy.
Stan: Like a Battle Royale. Just throw one in there and the last kid standing gets the gig? You hate kids.

Peggy: They all have their own toy. If we want enthusiasm, we should just have one toy. Stan: Like a Battle Royale. Just throw one in...

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