Quotables from Week Ending Dec 4, 2014

Oliver: You're late. Barry how can you have super speed and still not be on time? ~ Barry: Sorry. I guess the super tardiness kind of neutralizes it.

Manny: Guidance John, I can offer you guidance. ~ Constantine: Aw thank you very much. I made it through my life without any help from you. Manny: Are you sure about that? How do you know I wasn't by your side when your father burned you with his cigarette? Or stayed you from suicide when your sister left you alone with him?

Gloria: [to Duke] You always were a good kid. A criminal, but a good kid.

Kenya: [regarding Porsha's hair] There's a horse out there like 'Brrrr!'

Mr. Gold: If I have to choose between everyone else and me, me wins every time.

Mac: Did you see Charlie? ~ Will: After the show. He was cleaning his 12-gauge with Maker's Mark and muttering 'kill the wabbit.'

Dre: Not only is it fair, it's by design. Your mother and I waited eight years after you were born before having more children so we could take advantage of moments like this. ~ Rainbow: That's what I call planned parenthood.

Oliver: We can talk about you giving your enemies silly code names later. ~ Barry: What, you mean like over coffee with Deathstroke and The Huntress?

Kate: Castle, you really think I could stand between you and your boyhood dream? ~ Castle: You are my boyhood dream.

Nero: Don't piss me off now junkie girl or you'll be riding in the trunk. ~ Wendy: Yeah, wouldn't be the first time.

Barry: You tortured that guy. ~ Oliver: I interrogated him. ~ Barry: When my friends said that you were a criminal, I defended you because I thought you were supposed to be a hero. I thought we were supposed to be better than them. ~ Oliver: Barry, you live in Central City, where it's sunny all the time and your enemies get cute nicknames. You're not in Central City. I live in the city where my best friend was murdered. Where a woman I loved was shot full of arrows and sent tumbling off of a rooftop, where my mother was murdered right in front of me, so before you... ~ Barry: My mother was murdered right in front of me, too. But I don't use my personal tragedies to just torture whoever pisses me off. ~ Oliver: Well I'm sorry, Barry, but I'm not as emotionally healthy as you are.

Kara: I will take your transformer leg and hit you over your patchy skull. Now kick the damn ball. ~ Leo: Have you ever thought of being a motivational speaker? It could be your calling.

Damon: She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.

Danny: We don't need a Kramer and if we needed one, Morgan's more that energy.

Catherine: These next moments of your life will either define you as a victim or as a powerful Queen, untouched by failed a assassination attempt. They will define who you are perceived to be, your place in history. Do not let them win. Trust me. Trust me and let me help you. Trust that I can get you through this because I swear to you that I can.