Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 5, 2015

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These are some of the best quotes from the week ending Thursday, February 5, 2015.

1. "Caught him red handed and bare bottomed." Castle

"Caught him red handed and bare bottomed." Castle
Rick Castle: Caught him red handed and bare bottomed.

2. "You cannot have "The Passions of Santos" without Santos." Jane the Virgin

"You cannot have "The Passions of Santos" without Santos." Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: You cannot have "The Passions of Santos" without Santos. That is just "Passions" and that show failed.

3. "No! Are you nuts? Never take cookies or movie advice from a hipster." NCIS

"No! Are you nuts? Never take cookies or movie advice from a hipster." NCIS
Tony: Mat. Missing a "t" there buddy. Like "doormat"? ~ Mat: I dropped the second "t" years ago. Life's not about conforming to society's phallic-centric norms. Homemade gluten-free cinammon scones? ~ Bishop: Oooh. ~ Tony: No! Are you nuts? Never take cookies or movie advice from a hipster.

4. "I get you home." State of Affairs

"I get you home." State of Affairs
Nick: Charlie, what's the plan for Fatah? ~ Charlie: The plan remains the same. Kill Hakam, kill Fatah. ~ Nick: What about me? ~ Charlie: I get you home.

5. "You ate her cookie." Grimm

"You ate her cookie." Grimm
Hank: You ate her cookie. ~ Wu: I did? ~ Nick: Yeah. That's why you ate your carpet. ~ Wu: ...Oh.

6. "I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna die." Supernatural

"I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna die." Supernatural
Sam: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Talk to me! ~ Teen Dean: Really Sam? Now? I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna die. Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood. Look. You wanted me back in the game, I'm back in the damn game. C'mon.

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