Quotables from Week Ending May 14, 2015

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7. He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.

An escaped convict battle creek

Mitchell: Lighten up. Loosen your sphincter for 20 minutes and go have a beer with the guy. Let him into your life. Maybe get a life.
Russ: It's just a pointless, futile gesture to make him look good.
Mitchell: He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.

Mitchell: Lighten up. Loosen your sphincter for 20 minutes and go have a beer with the guy. Let him into your life. Maybe get a life....

8. The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of...

A stroll salem s2e6

Countess Marburg: Oh Salem. We have heard of your terrible plights and now we see with out own eyes the neglect that has been shown you. We took sail as hastily as we could to show solidarity and to bring an abundance of supplies! [applause breaks out]
Mary: Such a display of wealth and opulence. How could we ever repay you?
Countess Marburg: The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of her cheeks]

Countess Marburg: Oh Salem. We have heard of your terrible plights and now we see with out own eyes the neglect that has been shown you....

9. He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

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He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

Ned
He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!

10. Uh, carbon dating?

Helping a fae lost girl s5e4

Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece?
Bo: How would I?
Lauren: Uh, carbon dating?

Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece? Bo: How would I? Lauren: Uh,...

11. And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I...

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And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness. It's been a gift for me.To know when to move on.

Betty
And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness....

12. We don't have family members.

Is that a smile the good wife

Louis Canning: You know I've never, in all of our years of struggle, I have never gone after any of your family members.
David Lee: We don't have family members.

Louis Canning: You know I've never, in all of our years of struggle, I have never gone after any of your family members. David Lee: We...

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