Quotables from Week Ending November 18, 2016

7. The Walking Dead

In case you haven't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.
Negan
8. Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Kanye said I could have his embryo.
Khloe
9. Shameless

Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.
10. NCIS: Los Angeles

Deeks: So all we need is patience.
Nell: Mahatma Gandhi?
Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.
11. Secrets and Lies

Neil: How was I supposed to tell you, that your brother's wife runs a whore house?!
Eric: What did you just say?
12. Masters of Sex

Libby: Well, it is hardly my fault that you spent years as an absent father.
Bill: Don't throw that in my face.
Libby: And why shouldn't I? Why should I pay again for your selfishness?