Quotables from Week Ending November 18, 2016

13. The Last Man On Earth

I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and saw this plume of smoke and it was Carol. She saved me and the only reason that Carol showed up there was because of those signs. Those alive in Tucson signs. The signs that I was positive nobody would ever see.
Tandy Miller
14. Supergirl

Kara: You need a break?
Mon-El: Okay, I accept your surrender.
Kara: Ha ha. This is serious, you have to learn how to defend yourself.
Mon-El: How often do you plan on attacking me?
15. Vanderpump Rules

I worship the ground that he never walks on.
Lisa
16. Scorpion

If Walt actually liked Tim, saw in him what Paige saw, he'd realize Paige made the logical choice and stop trying to win her.
Toby
17. Gotham

This guy, Barnes? If he so much as jaywalked, he'd write himself a ticket.
Bullock
18. I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.

Rogelio: Well, Michael and Xiomara already have seen my penis. So will you be comfortable seeing it 40 feet high?
Jane: I'm not even comfortable having this conversation.