Quotables for Week Ending April 7, 2017

Quotables for Week Ending April 7, 2017

Hold onto your hats, you guys, because here come the most quotable moments of the week ending April 7, 2017! Be still your beating hearts.
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13 Terrible TV Families to Make You Thankful for Your Own

13 Terrible TV Families to Make You Thankful for Your Own

Your family might drive you up a wall this holiday season, but we can all give thanks we don't have to sit down to a feast with these small screen families.
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19 Characters Who Are Just Too Hot To Handle

19 Characters Who Are Just Too Hot To Handle

TV is ripe with easy on the eyes characters, but none of them get more dreamy than list. Have a look through our gallery of some of the finest looking people on TV!
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Archer Cast Plays Marry/Shag/Kill, Teases "Shift" in Season 7

Archer Cast Plays Marry/Shag/Kill, Teases "Shift" in Season 7

We caught up with the cast of Archer at Comic-Con. Aside from learning about changes to come, we had to play Marry/Shag/Kill with some of the stars.
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21 TV Characters with Administrative Jobs

21 TV Characters with Administrative Jobs

These 21 characters had administrative functions on their shows.
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21 Sexy Spy Shows

21 Sexy Spy Shows

These shows proved spies are sexy when it comes to television.
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Quotables from Week Ending April 2, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending April 2, 2015

We have the best quotes of the week ending April 2, 2015.
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What We're Watching: Week of March 30 - April 5

What We're Watching: Week of March 30 - April 5

Looking for what's hot on TV this week? Look no further! The TV Fanatic staff is here to tell you what we're watching this week so you don't miss a minute of the action.
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Quotables from Week Ending March 26, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending March 26, 2015

We're picking some of the best quotes of the week ending March 26, 2015. Enjoy!
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Quotables from Week Ending March 19, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending March 19, 2015

We have great quotes for you from the week ending March 19, 2015
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17 TV Characters Who Love to Drink

17 TV Characters Who Love to Drink

Some of our favorite TV characters are on the shortlist for "most likely to need a stay in rehab." Check out 17 TV characters who love to drink.
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Quotables from Week Ending March 12, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending March 12, 2015

We've picked some of the best quotes of the week ending March 12, 2015.
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?