Lorelai: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on! Rory: (annoyed) What? Lorelai: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday? Rory: Oh boy. Lorelai: I'm just not sure. I mean at first I looked in the mirror and I thought, well yes, definitely, huge improvement. Rory: Can I have my pillow back? Lorelai: But then I thought maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today. Maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it.