Archie: Can we at least agree now there’s a killer on the loose? Jughead: A terrible way... Archie: Jughead, he murdered Ms. Grundy. Betty: Arch, we don’t know that these three crimes are related. Veronica: Guys, can we focus on what happens here? Midge and Moose are alive, Archie’s dad survived...the new season of ‘The Bachelorette’ starts tonight. You’re all coming over to watch. Jughead: There’s a shooter terrorizing the town. Do you really want us to watch a gross reality dating show?!
Kevin: Betty, what do you want from me? Betty: I want you to have more respect for yourself than this. Kevin: Respect for myself? Betty: Yes. Kevin: Look, we’ve been friends for a long time, but you still have no idea. Betty: Well, then tell me, Kev, please! Kevin: You act like we’ve got the same set of options. You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses, and “Am I going to date Archie or Jughead?” Cheryl: Except, for when she’s Dark Betty... Kevin: Right! Right! Right! Except for when you’re exploring your BDSM sexuality, which again you’re allowed to do. But I’m not, because why? This is what I’ve got, Betty. Me, these woods, so please don’t come here and tell me it’s disgusting. If you can’t accept what I do, whatever I do then we’re just not really friends. [Kevin leaves]