Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

We're adding a day to this week and moving quotables to Saturday! They snark and wisdom will be just the same. Who said it best this week? Find out!
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Quotables for the Week Ending February 4, 2016

Read on to find our most quotable moments for the week ending February 4, 2016. Can you believe hipsters made it into the show twice? Find out how!
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You, Me and the Apocalypse Quotes

Jude: Sorry about my language, by the way.
Celine: Oh, it's okay, I speak English.

Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book.
Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.