Zainab Johnson

Zainab Johnson is an American comedienne and actress. One of 13, Johnson originally got her degree in mathematics with intentions of becoming a teacher only to relocate to Los Angeles and pursue acting. She appeared on the reality series, Last Comic Standing where she advanced to the semi-finals. She's known for All Def Comedy, Last Comic Standing, and Upload.
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Why should I treat him like a priority when he treats me like an option? I'm playing myself. I have made chasing after this man my entire identity. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Well, this stops now. I'm going to make myself into someone I love, and then I will attract love, the love that I deserve.

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Matteo: So you won't be around for long. We just need your retinas for a couple of days, and then you can pop off to where you came from. Well, you are legally dead, so you can't get work. In fact, yeah, how would you even support yourself? Oh, you could just mooch off Nora like you did with Ingrid; isn't that kind of your thing?
Nathan: Right. Well, I guess if the hottest woman I've ever been with rejected me for a dead guy, I'd be a little salty, too.

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