Lauren: Do you think that was it? Kelsey: I hope so. Have you ever googled turtle orgasm? Lauren: Um, no. Stop Kelsey [making turtle orgasm sounds]: Now you don’t have to. Lauren: Stop, you are so much weirder than me, and no one knows that.
Liza: Tell me this. Tell me why. Why travel around the world and sleep in an oyster truck. Why is surfing so important. Kai: It’s not. That’s what I love about it. It doesn’t matter. It’s just enjoyable. I literally get paid to do what I love. Liza: I get that. So do I. Kai: It’s an amazing feeling. Liza: I’ve kind of forgotten that lately. I’ve had a lot on my mind. Kai: Then let it go. Liza: Is that all I have to do? Kai: Hey, for me, that is the key to self-preservation. You want to stay on your board, while the elements are crashing around, you have to stay present. Put all your worries, all your fears, all your self-doubts go. Liza: It’s not so easy to get out of my head. Kai: Then you have to do something to get you out of your body. Liza: Are you gonna say yoga? Kai: No, I was going to say sex. Liza: Well, I’ve been in my head plenty of times during sex. Kai: You haven’t had sex with me.