A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA altering machine turns Stewie into an actual baby on Family Guy. "Baby Stewie" is the 15th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Racial Justice - Family Guy

Racial Justice - Family Guy

Peter inadvertently becomes the face of racial justice on Family Guy. "The Movement" is the 14th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Peter Is Dying - Family Guy

Peter Is Dying - Family Guy

Stewie's retirement is interrupted when Peter is dying on Family Guy, "Rich Old Stewie."
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Building Tunnels  - Family Guy

Building Tunnels - Family Guy

Peter and his friends builds a tunnel in order to escape from being grounded by Lois on Family Guy "Undergrounded."
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Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Pixie Cut - Family Guy

Peter gets upset and tries to embarrass Lois after she gets a pixie cut after he tells her not to on Family Guy.
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Lois Is Targeted - Family Guy

Lois Is Targeted - Family Guy

When Lois becomes a music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, she is targeted by a mean student named Connie on Family Guy.
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Mall Santa - Family Guy

Mall Santa - Family Guy

Meg takes Stewie to see the mall Santa on Family Guy. "Christmas Is Coming" is the ninth episode of the show's 18th season.
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Peter Gets Arrested - Family Guy

Peter Gets Arrested - Family Guy

Peter gets arrested to avoid Thanksgiving on Family Guy. "Shanksgiving" is the eighth episode of the 18th season.
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Peter and Lois' Anniversary  - Family Guy

Peter and Lois' Anniversary - Family Guy

The Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary on Family Guy.
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The Wi-Fi Goes Out - Family Guy

The Wi-Fi Goes Out - Family Guy

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house so Peter and Lois decide to tell the family about how they met on Family Guy.
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A Cat Cafe - Family Guy

A Cat Cafe - Family Guy

Everyone visits when Quagmire decides to open a cat cafe on Family Guy but Brian wants to shut it down.
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A Unique Reboot - Family Guy

A Unique Reboot - Family Guy

The network decides to take a look at some unique reboot concepts of Family Guy in "Disney's The Reboot."
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)