I appreciate the brovention but I just told her that so I could get a sympathy pants massage.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Two dudes in one bed is, like, confirmed gay.

I would totally put that suit on... eBay.

This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.

Puck [to Shelby]: Screw you. Sure you've got the boom and the pow, and your lips are cash money. But what really turned me on about you was how much of an asskicker you were, winning all those championships, going to New York. raising Beth on your own. All garbage. This was your chance to get in on the ground floor of something really special: me. But you're too much of a coward to go for it.

The advantage of a relationship with a younger dude is that I've still got four more rounds in me before I need a steak sandwich and a Coke Zero.

You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special.

Puck [to Quinn]

I'm like that Beautiful Mind guy without all the crazy.

You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.

I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she's no accident.

Glee Quotes

We're a family and you're always welcome here, even if you just need to take a break and think things through.

Will

I would totally put that suit on... eBay.

Puck