You see how much better things turn out when you're honest with me.

Patrick Jane: No matter what happens from this point on, we have to promise each other that we will always look at the bright side.
Teresa Lisbon: I promise.

Patrick Jane: What about your family?
Teresa Lisbon: Oh they wouldn't care. I just talked to them at the hotel. They found the mini bar. They're like cavemen arguing over a dead antelope.

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Teresa Lisbon: How do you know that?
Patrick Jane: When we're married do you think you might stop asking that question?

Teresa Lisbon: You knew I was going to say yes.
Patrick Jane: Even after all these years you're still a mystery to me.

Patrick Jane: I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?
Teresa Lisbon: Okay. Yes. Yes.

Teresa Lisbon: You're not wearing your wedding ring.
Patrick Jane: I'm not married.

I shouldn't have said anything about the ring, I'm sorry. You do what you need to. I'm okay. I swear.

Are you going to take off your wedding ring? It just, it seems like you don't want to let go of it.

Teresa Lisbon: I need to know that you're not going to run away again.
Patrick Jane: I won't.
Teresa Lisbon: I need to know that you're committed to this. To us.
Patrick Jane: I am, that's why I want to do this.

I just can't run away from my work. This job is too important to me.

The Mentalist Quotes

Bad smells. Bad memories. It's because the memory is right next to the smell box inside your brain. Nothing makes you remember like smell.


Liar, liar pants on fire.