Leave him alone, he deserves a happy ending.


I needed to believe that a normal life was possible after Camp Redwood, a glimmer of hope after all that darkness. Your dad was that for me.


Thanks for nothing, f–kface!


He came here to do good, but dark forces took him away.


Everyone you see here is likely to kill you.


They're dead, Courtney. Kajagugu is dead.


Benjamin: I'm going to end you in this place.
Richard: Bring it on, Key Man.

Donna: Every horror movie has a final girl.
Brooke: Final girl?
Donna: The one who survives it all and lives to tell the tale.

Worker: Hey man, who are you with?
Richard: Satan.
Worker: Right on.

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You stay, you die.


Montana: Take a picture, it'll last longer.
Photographer: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Montana: Relax, I'm just teasing. You another one of those true crime tourists?
Photographer: Oh god, no. I'm here for the waterfall. This lake is a rest stop on the pacific flyway. Ducks migrate from as far as Patagonia.
Montana: Neat.
Photographer: Yeah, hoping to catch a green wing teal with my new lens. It was a birthday present.
Montana: Happy Birthday. There's no ducks around here, but you can take my picture.
Photographer: Um, sure.
Montana: Top on or off?
Photographer: Um, you shouldn't. I'm here with my girlfriend.
Montana: I won't tell if you won't. What's this?
Photographer: My fanny pack.
Montana: Can I unzip it? Mmm, that's nice. You wanna stick it in me, birthday boy?
Photographer: Oh God, yes.
Montana: Me first.

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Counselor: So gross. Aren't you bored of this by now?
Counselor #2: Seriously. I haven't wanted to touch a living person since 1972.

American Horror Story Season 9 Quotes

Bitch! I will find you. Satan will show me the way.


I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm going to be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.