Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
This is a song I wrote.Rebecca
Oh good, an abstract theatrical space, now I can actually think …Rebecca
I love every person in this room.Rebecca
Do you still make those candy cane mochas? I know the holidays are almost over but what the hell, I want to treat myself.Dr. Akopian
Nathaniel: God, I hope I win though.
Josh: I really hope you lose.
Nathaniel: I also hope Greg dies.
Okay, let's just put it out there, I've retired from stalking but you never lose the skills.Rebecca
Greg: You're the love of my life. You know that, right?
Rebecca: Well, I do now.
Nathaniel: Hey buddy.
Josh: I'm going to need you to stand down.
Nathaniel: Literally what do you mean?
I'm asking you nicely to get out of my kitchen! This is how customers get meningitis.AJ
Wait, I can propose?!Valencia
Dude, I have known you for most of your life, and I've never seen you as happy as when you are with Rebecca.White Josh
I love being the chosen custodian of your dream.AJ