Would you object greatly if I kissed you?

Ray [to Abigail]

So this is the most valuable thing I own. But I'm selling it because my freedom is more precious to me than a precious locket from the 1870s, so here goes. Wild Bill Hickock gave that to my great-great-grandmother. I come from a long line of women who choose terrible men, but that's ending now.


Do you have anything to eat that doesn't have an activity center on the back?


Elijah: Well, you've gotten yourself into quite a predicament, Dillard. Just makin' trouble. Look at you. Look at your sad little outfit.
Dill: Look at your sad outfit. What happened to us?

I have 14 Emmys. I know when someone's keeping a secret from me.


Good dick is a prison.


All I’ve ever done to anybody is love them.


I love this bitchy business so much!


The liar is you.

Pawnshop owner [to Marnie]

I bet none of my ancestors were even in the Wild West! Half my fucking wedding theme is a lie!


"Mira": Ow!
Adam: Good.
"Mira": What?
Adam: If it hurts, you'll always remember.

Jessa: And, for the record, I am a sociopath. But you are a fucking psychopath. And it's so much worse. Everything that we did together happened, whether you want to believe it or not. Whether you want to remember it or not. And I am here and I know you. You can't just erase people. You can't just erase me. That's not how it works.
Hannah: I don't care anymore.
Jessa: Rest in peace.

Girls Quotes

Jessa: Why aren't you helping me?
Adam: You're an adult. She's a baby. Why do you need more help than a baby?

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.