First a few demands. I need thrift store couches under the bleachers. I've realized that after smoking all day it hurts to stand.


First step to becoming an adult, stop punishing yourself for things you did when you were a child.


I really want to give you a standing ovation.


I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.


I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.


Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?

Sue [to Emma]

You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.


I'm gonna be emotional defcon 1 until they release the results for the musical. So I'm gonna be more self-centered than usual.


I need to catch up on My Strange Addiction episodes and your voice has this nasally quality I can only take so much of.


Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

She's Jewish. But I think that helps with the whole Puerto Rican thing.

Beiste [on Rachel]

You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.


Glee Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.


Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.