Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?

I worked that song like a hooker pole.


They have credits. In utero credits.


Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.


So this is what being turned on feels like.


Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.


Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.


Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.


How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.


Glee Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.


My mom still hasn't decided if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford.