Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism! Also angels.


I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.


Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.


Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.

Emma [to Terri]

It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.


I know our relationship isn't perfect... you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast.


I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!


You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.


Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.


Glee Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn [to Lea]

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.