OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?


Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.

That's sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.


I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?


Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?


She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!


I make my living singing girl songs.


Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a performance? They use them as a prop, like Weekend At Bernie's.


I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?


Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.

Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.


So much has changed. I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat.


Glee Season 2 Quotes

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.


This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.