Gibbs: Nobody is going to leave you.
Phineas: How can you say that? You left me.

I never even heard the word "penpal" until you came along.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

You must have missed me, going and getting a dog.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

McGee: What do you think?
Torres: I think Vance is going to be delighted.

What? You had a big breakfast.

Gibbs [to Lucy]

Oh, no! Don't stop. It really is delightful.

Palmer [to Torres and Bishop]

James: Why are you smiling?
Gibbs: Because this isn't over.
James; It feels pretty over to me.

McGee: It takes a long time to write 23 pages.
Bishop: Especially when it all rhymes.

Vance: She's not talking back, is she?
Gibbs: No, but she's a hell of a listener.

We found him, Gibbs, but someone else found him first.

Bishop [to Gibbs]

Torres: What kind of a monster would leave his friend to die?
Bishop: Does he know something we don't?

If I don't take the stand, this guy will walk.

Gibbs [to Vance]

NCIS Quotes

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott