Caleb: How's the wedding night going for you?
Hanna: Not how I thought it would be.

Caleb: Ezra?
Ezra: I didn't mean to include you in all that.
Caleb: Why not? It's true.

Never underestimate the power of mom. Give me time; I might even get your teddy bear paroled.


Hanna: I can't believe you told my mom everything.
Caleb: It's called the truth, something we all need to become familiar with.
Hanna: Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

Alison: Spencer?
Spencer: Don't try to change my mind.
Alison: I'm not trying to. That was Tanner. She wants us to come down to the station.
[Spencer turns to Aria]
Spencer: You can find your own ride.

Aria, we literally caught you black hoodie.


Hanna: Are you two, like, a thing now?
[Emily and Alison blush]
Hanna: It's about time.

If you have anything real to ask me, we can do it in your office. Under fluorescent lights. And I promise you'll be the one embarrassed.


You can tell Alison you love me, Em. That hasn't been a secret since we were in brownies.


Mona: Sorry, I'm late. What did I miss?
Spencer: Um, an invitation.

Why are the police investigating a flood? Doesn't that fall under bad plumbing?


Ezra: Did I step on you?
Aria: Nope.
Ezra: Because I could have sworn I saw pain.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.


Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?