Terry: Will you pray with me?
Bridget: I’ll pass.
Terry: I killed her.
Bridget: No you didn’t.
Terry: She would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that. She didn’t want the surgery.
Terry: She still would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that.

Terry: This stuff makes you want a cigarette. You don’t smoke, do you?
Smitty: No.
Terry: That’s good because it’ll kill you.

Conor: What are you gonna do about it?
Abby: I’m going to love you and your sister.
Conor: No. I’m talking about the fucking cancer. What are you gonna do to fix it?
Abby: It can’t be fixed, Conor.

Ray: Take your hand off her. Touch her again and I break your fucking arm. Understand?
Landry: You don’t know what you’re doing, do you?

Bunchy: What the fuck's going on Mick?
Mickey: Just a little misunderstanding.
Bunchy: He threatened me with four consecutive life sentences. Did you know he was going to arrest me?
Mickey: No, I did not.

Abby: Wanna come play? Just play the game and forget about everything?
Ray: I’m gonna walk the dog.
Abby: With a bottle of fucking whiskey?
Ray: Let me walk the fucking dog, Abby.

Clerk: You can't just park in front of a fire station.
Ray: Yeah, well I figured that out.

Abby: You can't keep doing this babe, every time we get bad news.
Ray: Doing what?
Abby: You know what. Where we going this time?

Ray: You look like Marilyn Monroe?
Abby: Oh, yeah?
Ray: Hmm.
Abby: [Removes head scarf]: How about now?

Ray: He wants two million dollars and your husband's Oscar.
Sam: I hope you're joking!
Ray: That's what he said.
Sam: I'll pay him the money, but no Oscar.
Ray: That could be a problem.

Bunchy's little girl turned one. Let me show you something; I dressed her up as a clown at the birthday party. Scared the shit out of the baby's head. See?


Find the thing you love the most and let it kill you.


Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.