The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 2: "The Separation Oscillation" Quotes
Penny: Sheldon, I can't believe you got us a wedding gift.
Sheldon: I don't know why you're so surprised. I watch movies. I see what people do.
I've loved you since the moment we met, and I'll love you until the end of time.Leonard
Leonard: Penny, after all these years, I still feel like maybe I don't deserve you.
Penny: Okay, that is the lamest excuse you could have possibly come up with. But I get it.
Leonard: You do?
Penny: Yeah. Sometimes I worry I'm gonna wake up, and you're going to leave me for someone like you.
The show must go on, and thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.Sheldon